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[quote="Fingerfood"]Meet the Random Drop System (Sniper version)
*Sniper standing in an achievement_idle server. Text pops up saying, “Sniper has found: Sandvich”*
Sniper: Yay, a duplicate.
*Intro theme*
Sniper: Idlin’s a good job, mate! It's easy work, outa doors. I guarantee you'll go angry-
*Shows Sniper’s backpack full of duplicates with no Sniper unlocks*
Sniper: -'cause at the end of the day, long as you don’t get a new weapon, someone is gonna want someone dead."
*Shows chat full of people getting unlocks, but none showing up for Sniper*
Sniper: WHAT THE [Diet Dr Pepper]?!
*Shows Sniper talking on his mic*
Sniper: Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a “farmin’ cheata’”, dad, I'm a normal player! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's mental sickness!
Sniper: I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it.
*Shows Sniper idling in an achievement_idle server*
Sniper: I think it’s time for an unlock.
*Sniper gets another Sandvich*
Sniper: [Diet Dr Pepper]! WHY DO I BOTHER!?
*Fast forward of the Sniper idling and getting three more Sandviches*
*Sniper surfs the web and goes to the Steam forums*
Sniper: Playin'? Look mate, you know who plays for their unlocks?
Sniper: Blokes what pee in a jar and can’t use it for a weapon! Idlers have standards.
*Shows Sniper posting complaints*
Sniper: Whine.
*Sniper spams swear words in chat after getting another Sandvich*
Sniper: Curse.
*Shows close-up of Sniper zooming in with his rifle*
Sniper: Go ona rampage wheneva’ you don’t get somethin’ new.
*Proceeds to headshot a row of Heavys on an achievement map*
*TF2 theme*
Sniper: Dad.... Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the mic![/quote]
*Sniper standing in an achievement_idle server. Text pops up saying, “Sniper has found: Sandvich”*
Sniper: Yay, a duplicate.
*Intro theme*
Sniper: Idlin’s a good job, mate! It's easy work, outa doors. I guarantee you'll go angry-
*Shows Sniper’s backpack full of duplicates with no Sniper unlocks*
Sniper: -'cause at the end of the day, long as you don’t get a new weapon, someone is gonna want someone dead."
*Shows chat full of people getting unlocks, but none showing up for Sniper*
Sniper: WHAT THE [Diet Dr Pepper]?!
*Shows Sniper talking on his mic*
Sniper: Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a “farmin’ cheata’”, dad, I'm a normal player! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's mental sickness!
Sniper: I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it.
*Shows Sniper idling in an achievement_idle server*
Sniper: I think it’s time for an unlock.
*Sniper gets another Sandvich*
Sniper: [Diet Dr Pepper]! WHY DO I BOTHER!?
*Fast forward of the Sniper idling and getting three more Sandviches*
*Sniper surfs the web and goes to the Steam forums*
Sniper: Playin'? Look mate, you know who plays for their unlocks?
Sniper: Blokes what pee in a jar and can’t use it for a weapon! Idlers have standards.
*Shows Sniper posting complaints*
Sniper: Whine.
*Sniper spams swear words in chat after getting another Sandvich*
Sniper: Curse.
*Shows close-up of Sniper zooming in with his rifle*
Sniper: Go ona rampage wheneva’ you don’t get somethin’ new.
*Proceeds to headshot a row of Heavys on an achievement map*
*TF2 theme*
Sniper: Dad.... Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the mic![/quote]