Team Fortress 2

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Fingerfood
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Re: Team Fortress 2

Post by Fingerfood »

Wrote a new one:
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[quote="Fingerfood"]Meet the Random Drop System (Sniper version)

*Sniper standing in an achievement_idle server. Text pops up saying, “Sniper has found: Sandvich”*

Sniper: Yay, a duplicate.

*Intro theme*

Sniper: Idlin’s a good job, mate! It's easy work, outa doors. I guarantee you'll go angry-

*Shows Sniper’s backpack full of duplicates with no Sniper unlocks*

Sniper: -'cause at the end of the day, long as you don’t get a new weapon, someone is gonna want someone dead."

*Shows chat full of people getting unlocks, but none showing up for Sniper*

Sniper: WHAT THE [Diet Dr Pepper]?!

*Shows Sniper talking on his mic*

Sniper: Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a “farmin’ cheata’”, dad, I'm a normal player! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's mental sickness!
Sniper: I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it.

*Shows Sniper idling in an achievement_idle server*

Sniper: I think it’s time for an unlock.

*Sniper gets another Sandvich*

Sniper: [Diet Dr Pepper]! WHY DO I BOTHER!?

*Fast forward of the Sniper idling and getting three more Sandviches*
*Sniper surfs the web and goes to the Steam forums*

Sniper: Playin'? Look mate, you know who plays for their unlocks?
Sniper: Blokes what pee in a jar and can’t use it for a weapon! Idlers have standards.

*Shows Sniper posting complaints*

Sniper: Whine.

*Sniper spams swear words in chat after getting another Sandvich*

Sniper: Curse.

*Shows close-up of Sniper zooming in with his rifle*

Sniper: Go ona rampage wheneva’ you don’t get somethin’ new.

*Proceeds to headshot a row of Heavys on an achievement map*
*TF2 theme*

Sniper: Dad.... Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the mic![/quote]
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Re: Team Fortress 2

Post by Moving_Target »

Haha, nice. Also Valve semi fixed the item drop. Milestones are back.
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Re: Team Fortress 2

Post by MrZora »

You could always just use the Idle Program.
You just leave your Steam on, Run it, and it idles while you do other things (Youtube, Forums, Sleep)
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