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Favorite Quotes from Portal/other Steam games

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There are some great lines in Portal, and probably the other games on steam, so I thought I'd make a thread on it.

1. Remember, if at first you don't succeed, you fail. And the test will be terminated. -Portal trailer.

2. Thank you for helping us help you help us all. -GlaDOS.

3. This Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you throughout this test chamber. Please take care of it. -GlaDOS.
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"Remember: Andriod hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance..."

"Please place the storage cube onto the Aperture Science 4000 Megawatt Superconducting Super-colliding Super-Button"

"Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like [in a mocking tone] "NO WAY!" and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you"? That was great!"

"So you think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is [glitches] ten! [reverts back] In base 4! I'm fine!"
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"Are you still there?"- Portal Auto-Turret

"aiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiai"- Portal Auto-Turret being disintegrated
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From portal. Its relative to the entire plot of the game.
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Penguin wrote:From portal. Its relative to the entire plot of the game.
the only reason i know it is cause my friend lectured me on it... :faint:
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Super_Shadowman wrote:Anyone mind explaining the whole "The cake is a lie" thing to me? Like, where it came from? I can't figure it out, it makes no sense.
POSSIBLE SPOILERS:
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As your character proceeds through the tests, GlaDOS, the AI controlling the test, uses cake as the motivation for you to finish the test. One testchamber has a section of wall propped open with storage cubes, and inside you see this:
Image Apparently a previous test subject had done this and left the writings as a hint to anyone who got that far.
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tsurugi13 wrote:
Super_Shadowman wrote:Anyone mind explaining the whole "The cake is a lie" thing to me? Like, where it came from? I can't figure it out, it makes no sense.
POSSIBLE SPOILERS:
Hidden/Spoiler:
As your character proceeds through the tests, GlaDOS, the AI controlling the test, uses cake as the motivation for you to finish the test. One testchamber has a section of wall propped open with storage cubes, and inside you see this:
Image Apparently a previous test subject had done this and left the writings as a hint to anyone who got that far.
for some reason that makes me really wanna play portal now...i dont have it tho...
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"Just keep on trying till you run out of Cake"

And when you're dead I will be still alive!"
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Ugh... All Portal quotes...
Thread Title wrote:...other Steam games
"Good luck out there buddy, you're gonna need it." - Barney - Half-Life 2

"Oh my gosh... It's a Combine and a zombie... It's a...Zombine! Get it? Zombine? Heh heh." Alyx - Half-Life 2: Episode One
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"And if you see Dr. Breen, tell him I said [Diet Dr Pepper] you!" - Barney HL2

"Great job, Gordon! Throwing that switch and all, I can see your MIT education really pays for itself." - Barney HL2

"Eh, whats this? oh put it over there..." - Breen HL2

"Let me read a letter I recently received. 'Dear Dr. Breen. Why has the Combine seen fit to suppress our reproductive cycle? Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen.'

Thank you for writing, Concerned. Of course your question touches on one of the basic biological impulses, with all its associated hopes and fears for the future of the species.
" - Breen HL2

"I don't miss Dr. Breen, but I do miss his show. Remember when he had the jugglers on? " - Citizen HL2:EP1

"Dr. Kleiner says we can mate now. Not that I needed his permission. " - Citizen HL2:EP1

"We're all starving and Kleiner's headcrab's probably eating Grade A head. " - Citizen HL2:EP1
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"We must push little cart!" - Heavy Weapons Guy - Team Fortress 2

"Lamar? Lamar?!? Blast. Where has she got to this time?" - Dr. Kleiner - Half-Life 2
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Hey Boys, its a SPAH(Engy)!- I Spy with my little eye (Heavy) !- Spy in our midst (soldier) !- Hmms ah mpy(pyro)!-Achtung, Spy (medic) !- most heard sentence , Tf2

This will be the last time you see me...- Spy, Tf2

Engineer is credit to team!- Heavy, Tf2

Need a teleporter here! Need a teleporter here! Need a teleporter here!...-Scout, Tf2

Ana hama ha!-Pyro, Tf2

Im a black scotish cyclops! They´ve go morr ******* **** ******* ******* *** **** than tha likes o´me!-Demo-man, Tf2

Sanvich make me STRONG!-Heavy, Tf2

Danke, Dummkopfs!-Medic, Tf2

SCENTREE DOWN!-Engineer, Tf2

Spy on that ya bl**dy mongrel!-Sniper, Tf2

Wave goodbye t´ya head, W*nka!-Sniper, Tf2

You are a mutant maggot from a mutant maggot egg!-Soldier, Tf2



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Rise and shine, mr Freeman, rise, and shine...-Gman, HL2

Dr Freeeeeeeman...-Gman, HL2

Do not mess with me.-CSS

Los, los! Zum Angriff Männer!- DoDS



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...misssssster Freeman....
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Please remember that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot talk, and will never threaten to stab you. -GLaDOS
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"Soon this room will be bathed in thousands of deadly particles yet to be named by man, and you, on the other hand, will be destroyed. In every possible way there is to be destroyed, and some ways that are considered IMpossible to be destroyed! Who knows. I might name one of those particles after you so that you're not completely forgotten!" - Breen - HL2
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